Disinfranchise is a collection of pages joined together by links in the standard web way. The major difference between Disinfranchise and other, so called web sites, is one that can never be told due to the horrific, and deadly, cascading apocalypse this would cause.
Disinfranchise is the brain-child of Malcolm Sppriongaer and Juliette Cavaughneron who, during a brief North-welsh indiscretion, birthed the site in a fanfare of indecision within the grounds of a nearby fort. Neither have spoken to each other since but the site-brain-child would not go quietly into the night.
Disinfranchise joined a group of restless neer-do-wells in Canaervon and roamed most of the British Isles for several years before settling within Milton Keynes and washing the Capri on Sundays. There it expected to spend the rest of its days doing little more than annoying local Busy-body Mrs Triumph by leaving bags of urine by her windows on nightly occasions.
In 2001 Disinfranchise was digitised through the mastery of an unknown alien species and uploaded to the internet as punishment for leaving further bags of urine on their favourite landing spot three weeks in a row and ever since that is where it has stayed.
Disinfranchise is wanted by several police forces in the UK for leaving yet more bags of urine at crime scenes and writing "wank" on the doors of police stations in York, Wrexham and Stockport.
So leave your feet at the door and come on in to The Disinfranchise - a website and less!
Oh, and it's still not finished before you ask. Let's say it's in beta or something.
