A great new self-help book is now available by Zak Sax. I've included his quick blurb here to get anyone who hasn't heard of him hooked:
"Most self help books are very limited in scope, dealing with issues in the office or at home. However, in this tome, we will learn how we can literally fly in to success by modeling our lives, and basing our decisions, on the principles that ensure modern airports are run so efficiently. Although there are a multitude of self-help works available nowadays, I can guarantee that none of them are as helpful, insightful or as based around airports as this one.
Send your tasks through the security channels, strip search them if you have to, and ensure none of them are carrying any liquids in excess of 100ml.
So check in, grab your hand luggage and leg it down the runway until The Bernoulli Effect propels you in to international air space."
It's bound to be ace. For those of you who haven't yet had the pleasure of Zak, I have to recommend his earlier works:
- Make Your Life Run Like A Factory
- Ensuring Success Through Mimicking A Bus Terminal (Organisationally)
- Mirroring The Atomic Structure Of Sodium Bisulphate And Succeeding
- Organising Your Days As Though Your Life Was The Digestive System Of An Otter
- Why The Fuck Aren’t You An Ant?
So get reading, kids!
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