New from Panasonic, Chrono Clogs, are an ingenious new footwear that allow you to stroll through time as though it were possible. The shoes work as normal foot coverings in normal use but by walking perpendicular to reality you can travel through time itself, visiting ancient Rome and the distant future as easily as you could walk to Swindon. The shoes, as you might expect come with a hefty price tag, but this is purely a security measure, and the price written on the tag is a very reasonable £69.99.
Head of Panasonics new shoe division Joan Lacklustrename was quoted as saying "the shoes are great fun! I've been using mine to steal time travelling shoes from the future!"
Imagine what you could do with a pear - eat it, for instance - but imagine if that pear had time travelling shoes. You could "Fruitime" it!
Well the possibilities are endless. Personally I have travelled forward in to the future where a well crafted joke about time travelling shoes has been constructe and everyone loves it. Then returning to the present day I have forever sullied that joke for future use. How do you like that Alan?
Time travelling shoes are available from all good stockists and do not exist.
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