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In 1483 Captain M. Shankley set out from Plymouth harbour in mid-September. The story will be familiar to all who have at least a passing interest in 15th Century nautical history. Captain Shankley aimed to sail his ship, 'HMS Fortify', and his crew to The Moon.

Captain Shankley stocked up on essentials and hired the best crew he could afford and, on September the 16th 1483, the lot of them set sail to make a new home on The Moon - or Shankland as they had renamed it.

Three months out of harbour the ship disappeared from radar and no trace of it could be detected - the mystery of Shankley had begun in ernest.

The Fortify was never found again, and there are those who believe that it did indeed reach its goal, and there are descendents of her crew living in Tycho Crater this very day.

It is to those people that this website is dedicated.

Disclaimer

All opinions on this site are probably held by no one. The author accepts no responsibility for parading beliefs and "wacky" statements which bear no resemblance, whatsoever, with his own view of the world. Except the bits on God, though, they're all true (I don't think He'll sue).

All similarities to persons living or dead are probably coincidental, although there are several cases where the similarities are deliberate. In these cases, however, the facts are so distorted that I doubt you'd get too far in a libel case.

No animals were harmed during the making of this website.

Any offensive statements or words that appears on this site are neither offensive nor sweary. You simply misread it - you possibly misread it several times, you fucker.

Images are the creation of their individual creators, obviously.

The author reserves the right to do, pretty much, anything. Including, but not limited to:

  • mocking people who believe everything they read
  • making outrageous and blatantly wrong statements
  • eulogizing dead politicians who had no impact on our lives, whatsoever
  • making up facts off the top of his head
  • using the word "whatsoever" with such frequency it looses all meaning
  • Using material written in 2001 and just putting it up as though it's new (this disclaimer for instance)
  • staring intently at a sentence, convinced it doesn't quite scan right
  • confusing defamatory remarks with satire
  • playing The 1812 Overture with a glucose-coated banjo

Any disagreements with this disclaimer are purely fictitious and any persons, living or dead, who have these disagreements are also fictitious. In all likelihood the bit being disagreed with is also fictitious.

About

Disinfranchise is a collection of pages joined together by links in the standard web way. The major difference between Disinfranchise and other, so called web sites, is one that can never be told due to the horrific, and deadly, cascading apocalypse this would cause.

Disinfranchise is the brain-child of Malcolm Sppriongaer and Juliette Cavaughneron who, during a brief North-welsh indiscretion, birthed the site in a fanfare of indecision within the grounds of a nearby fort. Neither have spoken to each other since but the site-brain-child would not go quietly into the night.

Disinfranchise joined a group of restless neer-do-wells in Canaervon and roamed most of the British Isles for several years before settling within Milton Keynes and washing the Capri on Sundays. There it expected to spend the rest of its days doing little more than annoying local Busy-body Mrs Triumph by leaving bags of urine by her windows on nightly occasions.

In 2001 Disinfranchise was digitised through the mastery of an unknown alien species and uploaded to the internet as punishment for leaving further bags of urine on their favourite landing spot three weeks in a row and ever since that is where it has stayed.

Disinfranchise is wanted by several police forces in the UK for leaving yet more bags of urine at crime scenes and writing "wank" on the doors of police stations in York, Wrexham and Stockport.

So leave your feet at the door and come on in to The Disinfranchise - a website and less!

Oh, and it's still not finished before you ask. Let's say it's in beta or something.

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